The piece of stapled A3 that made Whores world conquest a possibility.

This issue is completely sold out but we're happy to offer a story or two here in coming weeks.

Stay tuned!

Surely you've heard of that super-duper luxury liner, the HMS Whores of Mensa?

Copies are thin on the ground, but here's a special COLOR version of a Jeremy Dennis two-pager from this very issue!

And lo, Ellen's story! And Mardou's!

Truly a bountiful land, and a voyage to remember.

In which we take you on a Wildean tour of an opium-drenched Edwardian sadness, offer an eastern pastiche of Jane Eyre, and blow the cover off the belly-dancing industry.

What else could it be, but the Harim issue? Almost sold out, you can buy copies of this issue direct from Ellen.